Brian Wampler, the pedal designer/guru has finally designed the perfect pedal for the Guitar Hero generation desirous of glory without effort--sound without practice. It's the Talent Booster* pedal that morphs your half-ass blues licks into monstrous Buddy Guy tones with just a click of the footswitch....click. Now you can be a badass half-ass in disguise, a turd cloaked as a hot shit guitar player....click. Yeah, I'm bad. I'm nationwide-tatatatatatata..., but, not really. :)
http://www.wamplerpedals.com/talent_booster
No women are referenced in this post (except as lookers on), since they don't fall for stupid stuff like this. This is male only stupid.
* The Talent Booster is really a JFET based booster with a gain control.
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